American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
You may wonder: who is the biggest nerd in The Dresden Files?
Is it our titular hero, Harry? Is it that loveable geek, Butters? Is it maybe even that spirit who lives in a skull, Bob?
No, the answer is simple. It’s Malcolm, the single-father magician, who upon having a child apparently thought something along the lines of,
"I have a son.
I could name him after a magician.
I could name him after three magicians.”
FILM: ‘Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair’ to Hit Theaters in 2015?
Is this real life?! Since its initial release over a decade ago, several fans have been wondering if the filmmaker’s original version will ever see the light of day, which has since been dubbed Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair.
FUCK A THEATER RELEASE. GIVE IT TO ME ON BLU-RAY YOU BASTARD